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Jingle Bells
01:55
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And it’s rollin, and it don’t stop, like the Christmas, Time.
This whole town does blow, which they also call cocain, rushing to the bathroom, in a shitty tweeker way. Eyes all gacked out, but don’t smoke cigarettes, even though that one guy died from coke from Blind Melon, oh!!!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, the whole towns on cocain, but don’t smoke cigarettes even though they won’t kill you the same day.... x2
*lol*
“cigarettes are way worse for you than coke.... haven’t you seen those commercials that make hella bank?”
And don’t eat meat either, from the basis that it causes pain, to the animals even though, plants also feel pain (ah dude your killing me!). Plants have hella nerves (not the clippers), and they’re like I’m fucking dying, and it’s christmas time, and don’t smoke cigarettes either ahhh.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, the whole bars on cocain and oh what fun it is to ride, I sing like Kurt Cobain, babe. Jingle bells, jingle bells smokin all the way, and I ain’t tryin hate on just spittin from the brain.
That’s one small step man, one giant leap for mankind.
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Sant Baby
02:22
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Boom ba doom ba doom ba doom ba do ba da, Boom ba doom ba doom ba doom ba do ba da...
Alright yo what’s up, this is Nick Petty, the real Saint Nick, not some pussy ass fat ass dude, alright check it out.
Santa Baby, I don’t have no money for gift, just this, a chemical inbalenence for Christmas, Sant Baby, hiding in the closet on Christmas, no gifts, and hella stuck up family yeah, Santa Baby, do da do da do da do do...
*lol*
...Synth Shit...
Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me, been an awful good girl, Santa Baby, hurry down the chimney tonight (ft. Christine McCann)
Santa Baby, hiding from my family cause they, have expectations of gifts, and I don’t have bank
Do da do do
Hurry down the chimney tonight
If you’re real...
Hurry down the chimney tonight
La pa da pa da pa da da da daaaaaaa
Novato to the Bay
LA here we *party horn*
If you’re real...
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Little Drummer Boy
02:17
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Little Drummer Boy Productions!!!
I got these pills for you va rum pa bum bum
*avoid pregnancy like the plague*
*what kinda pills you got*
Lord of the Nuva Ring va rum pa bum bum
*you can totally cum in me*
*its safe*
Put our shit upon the radio va rum pa bum bum
*don’t really know what to say to that one*
*wait what*
My new girl looks better than you la la la la, la la la la, la la la la, laaaaaaaaaaaaa
The gist of and expectational gift can be the straw that breaks the camels relationship says Brian Gower of Gawker.com
If you’re already unhappy and thinking about pulling the trigger on a relationship, why not do it before you have to spend hundreds of dollars on fancy watch or cufflinks or lingerie if you don’t even wanna see your girlfriend wearing anyways.
Ow ow get off me babe
No no no
Get off me
Get the phone, call the cops
Call the police, call the police!
Domestic violence, yes yes, what’s the address
God this always happens around the holidays due to family stress and other things
Your girl smells like cheese
Smells like cheese
When I come through smokin, and they just keep on blazin an frontin, when I come through with that domestic violence right before that Christmas time it’s, just what I do, no new news when I come through boo, stick in on back just a rock in you, kick it on back on a Christmas blues and we come through and do the same shit we do, yo
*lol*
Nice
Ghost ride the whip
Giggin in yo whip
Ghost ride the whip
Christmas time in the whip
Ghost ride the whip
Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em’
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Silent Night
01:48
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Drive to the bar with Xanax bars, cause my girl and I, we fight too much, there’s Terrell and he’s got some good blow, take some pain pills before I go, on the freeway I fell asleep...
*knockin*
Ya what’s up up, legend in the making
Yeah this is San Francisco Police Department
Ah fuck dude I’m so sorry
This is San Francisco Police open up
I’m so sorry dude
No the sorry does not cut it
Dude
Sir, sir, get back
But I’m white
Sir stop resisting
But, but
Sir that is not ok, sir stop resisting, this is Christmas time....
This is Christmas
Silent night I’ll tell you why, cause I drove drunk, and then I drive, before you call me a fucking dumb ass, I’ll tell you what happened alas.
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Gramma was drivin and hit a reindeer, drivin on Ketamine feelin neat, doin shit besides that also, then heading back to grandpa to count skeet.
Grandmas house it smelled like semen, but that was just those chlorine wipes, smoked another blunt before I went to bed, grandma said "Damn Nick you're just high"
Smoked a blunt before Christmas dinner, everyone could tell that I was high, walked you to your house and went to kiss you, but woke up humping my pillow dry.
Gramma got divorced from Grandpa, cause the vagina its smell, and if you don't support artist, around Novato than you can all burn in hell.
There's no such thing as gramma, and I'm sitting in a cell, smoking cigs and watching football, and watchin that show "Saved By The Bell"
ho ho ho ho ho
Merry Christmas everybody, from The Happys
We hope you enjoyed the Christmas Album
If you support local artist, you should buy it...
And then buy it again, pay twenty dollars, why not?
Happy Christmas Everybody
*supportive/encouraging cheers*
*hahahah*
*lol*
*SKIRT*
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The Happys is are a Bay Area band of four lol somethings playing alternative/o very . Igok
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